Breaking News!!!! Primary Election Chaos In Shogunle

Information reaching us now indicates that One of the Top Area Boys In Shogunle (Hamburger) has been reported Killed earlier today. As a result,his surporters are brazing up for reprisal attack. Several areas ( Black spots) in Oshodi and environs  have been reported to be  "Boiling right now. We have been warned to stay indoors henceforth. If we are out for Iftar Sahim, please ensure to shorten it and return home safely, and if it can be postponed please do. Please pass on this info till it gets to all our Brothers and loved ones....May we all have a safe and rewarding Ramadan......